Ernest Cline: Dance, Monkeys, Dance

Life according to Ernest Cline. I'm a person who really believes most people think waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much of themselves. This video for me spoke volumes. I don't know anything about Ernest Cline, but I love the statement he's making here. So the next time some of you son of a guns get heady and start thinking this blog is about you, well just dance, monkey, dance.

Sway and Swagger

Swagger is quickly becoming one of those tragically overused verbs that I never thought would be applicable when discussing a female subject at length. No-chauvinist on me, but it has always come across as being reserved for slick-talking, crotch-grabbing fly guys who could pass gas and make that shit sound hot on record. However, as weary as I have become of the word which conveys the all important iller-than-thou demeanor, it's exactly what comes to mind when I heard Kelis' new album this past thursday night, and she does it better than ALL of the ladies, and 99.9% of the fellas in the game right now.